Misspelling “Public Law” and creating fun nightmares for years to come.

I imagine my former law professors would look pretty similar to Raygun the Olympic breakdancer if they ever had to appear in court.

I’m in the Trump live and they just confirmed that your friends really do have a separate group chat without you

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - how many hours you billed - if you billed enough hours - if you told others how many hours you billed

I now do robot divorces.

Internal emails

How do I endorse someone for crime?

The mouse I use to click in and out of documents produced in discovery

Fool me one time? Shame on you. Fool me two times? Shame on me. Fool me three times? Hello Mr. President.

I was counsel for this deal. We ended up using a Buyer Note to finance it (patent pending). The Seller didn’t have to go out of pocket at all. A win for chase.

He has risen

guess who represents the neighbor

I agree (My clients trip in parking lots)

Board of Directors

This guy hasn’t managed shit

When the counterparty changes “Contract” to the “Agreement”

As a lawyer, one of the biggest issues is whether a term or provision of a contract is market or not. It kept me up at night. Not anymore. Using a team of expert legal professionals, I have finally created a comprehensive breakdown of what’s market. isitmarket.com

Not market

Not market

No