The sun shines even when it is night, just that it shines on someone else

The Swedish word for ”ID-card” is ”leg": a girl told an american tourist: To be allowed to buy that beer, you first need to show me your leg

The perfect girl does not exist! - Neither does the perfect guy! :P

Pizza on the way, makes the time feel slower

In the moviestore: A: I wanna rent the movie American X-Files!, B: Ok,do you mean American History X?, A: Yes thats right; American Express.

Every person is beautiful in his/her own way, even if it's not always clear how! :)

The greatest people are those who makes other people to feel great! : )

If women who sleep around to much were labelled "heroes" instead of "sluts", us guys would be having a lot more sex. Someone fucked up here

It's a man's job to respect a woman, but it's a woman's job to give him something to RESPECT!

EVERY MAN needs a woman when his life is a mess, because just like in the game of chess; THE QUEEN PROTECTS THE KING

If she doesn't text you when she's drunk, then you aint the one!

Actions do speak louder than words and promises mean nothing without proof.

No matter how "busy" a person is; if they really care, they will always find the time for you!

The best way to get over someone, is to get UNDER someone else.. :)

Is it really that hard to let go of someone? Or is it just really hard because you still hope there's a chance?

Don't worry if you're SINGLE. God is looking at you right now, saying: "I'm saving this one for someone SPECIAL. "

Sometimes you have to move on without certain people. If they're meant to be in your life, they'll catch up!

Anybody can love your looks, but it's your heart and personality that makes someone stay with you.

When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others. It is the same when you are stupid.

U know the place between sleep & awake, where u can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love u, that's where I'll be waiting.