nah this kinda hard. imagine being a hero and then they put you in the museum. not a statue not a figure nigga YOU

Typa shit cartoon characters do when they’re late for school

NOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP THEY'RE GONNA SEND YOU A W-2 NEXT YEAR

why doesn't peter parker just follow mj on instagram and start spam liking all her stories

Impresionante, inventaron la iguana.

We only got like 10 new sentences left

14 shots in 9 hours and ur THAT turnt? grow the fuck up

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

This nigga pregnant😭😭

Boy layered the butter instead of putting it all at the top, I would’ve put some singles in his shirt

Sittin courtside tonight

Them folks finna pour Jose Quervo in your gas tank

went into dominoes and said "pizza pizza" they shot me in the chest with a rifle

2012??? why this shit look like it was taken when Reagan was still in office

The strongest natural predator of the elderly is now learning to hunt on its own

walking past a group of teenagers by yourself feels like this

How it feels listening to dogshit music you loved in high school.

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“the villain could be hiding anywhere” the villains lair: