im goin to jail

i feel so violated when this happens bc how did you even get here

ran into ex situationship in his same town that i said was too far away

car cut me off aggressively but then i noticed it had several bullet holes on the bumper… do whatever you want actually

taco bell nuggets are made from squirrels they got off the street and they wait for them to repopulate that’s why it’s always on and off the menu

i accidentally fucked up my favorite jeans while washing them so i’m gonna fish on animal crossing to relieve my stress

skipped fishing entirely and evicted someone off my island ✌️

where’s that tweet that’s like don’t talk to me abt politics if you weren’t class president i served 3 terms and actually changed shit

living my life by #optimismmaxxing and #joybaiting

#mrhavingit

?????

i don’t even listen to cortis but their new song they released today… i’m moving wait

i need to find a way to do a full nyc trip for $5

had a 15 minute conversation with someone’s mom at a cafe just bc she was a vibe

one thing abt me is im gonna take my nap idgaf #babytwt

walking past a group of teenagers by yourself feels like this

charged vape with a car battery and it fuchcihg wxploaded EVERYWWHRE

forcing myself to have a good day by goingoutsidemaxxing tomorrow