babe, you haven’t touched your food since sabrina carpenter didn’t recognize her fans celebratory yell as the zaghrouta

We’re living in a golden age of Fake 30 Rock Movies That Inexplicably Became Real

chopped 17 year old calling you aunty in your own house lena has been through so much

changed television forever

incredibly funny thing to say while promoting your fourth comedy film with Ben Stiller.

Discussing film

Unstimulating? What are we in a fucking Jane Austen novel? What do I wanna be like you mentally ill and miserable??

I actually quote this extremely often and I think it’s the best line delivery in the series by Hannah

Japan's Phillips Curve Looks Like Japan

Only one chance in this lifetime… Like watching sunset at the beach from the most foreign seat in the cosmos, I couldn’t resist a cell phone video of Earthset. You can hear the shutter on the Nikon as Christina H Koch is hammering away on 3-shot brackets and capturing those

"And I packed your angry eyes, just in case"

Reposting this all-timer from A-Rod so I can bookmark it for the future. This is a masterpiece. The "A-Rod Corp" watermark, his legs so tightly pressed together. This is what posting is meant to be.

I truly love this genre of British photo

bare minimum

Haribo knows I have a deep, ancestral desire to eat whole glass cola bottles

me and somebody’s dad at work

This is how I look when I’m trying to find a cigarette at a wedding

Might try running a marathon now that I know it can be done in less than two hours