so we live in a bungalow, which people associate with the elderly, and we often get assholes knocking with scams or cults seeking converts, anyway every few days I have to open the door with my tattoos, shaved head, gay holy symbols etc and banish a jehovas witness like a wraith

To these people that keep bemoaning the costs of lockdowns, I invite them, the next time a hurricane or tornado heads their way, to stay the course and live their lives. And don't expect rescue as they made their beds. Responsibility and all.

the 'lockdowns' showed a lot of people that their lives are meaningless outside of consumption everything they do is in service of more consumption nothing will ever be enough for consumers. consumers are a bottomless pit of need and they will never be happy

campus police caught my asian ass stealing chairs from the starbucks and i said “we need these for the math meet” and they just let me go and i finally had chairs for my balcony

I get called a ‘germaphobe’ a lot, wearing a mask. Now I begin each working day with ‘hey germophiles, what’s on today’s infection menu?’ Gets a lot of mileage because so many are away sick it’s always fresh when they come back.

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Selaco has been a success, and with that comes the responsibility of utilizing our company's funding accordingly.