The nail salon that I go to has two large TVs mounted on opposite walls - one is always playing the news, and the other is always on the food network. Guess which TV the guy I go to faces? Please, just let me watch people make burritos 😭

The dude walking behind me whistling like this is kill bill is the reason I carry pepper spray

If anyone wants to know how tired I am, I just went looking for my car key on my keychain for my old car I got rid of in 2019.

Me today

People expecting things to be resolved quickly that involve network issues in China are kidding themselves.

I’ve been back at work for 20 minutes since my two week vacation and I’m already over it ✌️

…Am I cursed? (The guy working here must’ve thought I was just stupid and not pressing the right button when I told him it wouldn’t start & had an error until he got back here and saw this and was like “…oh, let me put you on another machine” 🤣) Planet Fitness

No one tells you as a female how much time you’ll waste digging through your purse trying to find what you’re looking for

The Tortured Poets Department is yet again another Taylor Swift album that is going to resonate with many people because it’s like an ode to dating a piece of shit you tried to see the good in

honestly, same.

Coming back from Japan the guy at customs in JFK is scanning my passport, and before handing it back to me goes “…you go to Niagara Falls a lot?” (Realizing he can see the trips from my passport).

But it was his TONE that was like “ew who goes THERE” that made me laugh 🤣

Everybody worth knowing is at least a little bit weird.

So instead of simply showing us all how they “support diversity” (since they must if statements to the contrary are “defamatory”, right?), Romaric Philogène ⚡ of Qovery is threatening to sue her for pointing out their event had all male attendees. LOL digging your own grave buddy.

Kim Kardashian doing her best to suck up to Taylor Swift over the last year and a half and Taylor still releasing a song telling her to fuck off is the energy I’m here for.

Well now he really won’t need to worry about working with women because no women will ever work with him after this bs.

I can't believe I have to say this, but please don't bring your socially anxious friend out to a gathering just to ignore them or leave them alone with a group of people they don't know well

i thought i was getting j*e alwyn’s funeral and instead i got a love letter to matty healy

has anyone checked on kim kardashian after taylor swift just handed her her ass on a silver platter

This

“You’ll slide into inboxes and slip through the bars
You crashed my party and your rental car
You said normal girls were boring
But you were gone by the morning
You kicked out the stage lights but you’re still performing”

Taylor Swift 👏