texts from my financial advisor

i love girl time cause u can sit there and say the most unhinged thing ever and ur bestie is gonna agree w u cause shes just as delusional

most men be fighting bisexuality, not demons. good morning.

Cause at the end of the day, the day gone end

Ain’t shit an espresso martini can’t fix

therapy is expensive. saying hell yeah brother is free

i know nggas be so sad when they stop dating me bc they dont get to laugh as much anymore

the way being friends with bad bitches actually improves the quality of ur life

Damaged my eyes by staring directly at 5th grade math homework

guess I’m a bum

me when I stay in on a Friday night one time

thats not my girl best friend thats my platonic wife

Thinking you are too tired to wash your face is actually the devil speaking to you

When I have one card left and someone tells me to draw 4 x.com/adoomies3/stat…

girls road rage is crazy baby girl you ain’t even got no gun to be talking to these people like that drop me off 😂😂😂😩

Spent time with my friends so my crash out is POSTPONED

I’m crying so bad at this because he’s performing it exactly like I would hxjsjdjdjdjssjd