this is one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my entire life holy shit

1950s guy who just had six martinis for lunch, getting back into his cadillac: i wonder what my bitch wife is making for dinner

housewife, completely zoomed out on lithium: [encasing a whole ham in jell-o]

Drew Barrymore, tears in her eyes: 'So what did you do when you found out you had cancer?'
Walter White: 'Uhh... I made meth with, uhh, a former student... Jesse Pinkman.'
Barrymore, gripping his hand with increasing force: 'Jesse sounds like a good friend.'

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