Night porter
@harry_seamouse
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07-11-2010 10:39:19
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Dear Lustful Medicant
@gfrancie
I make dinner & swear too much. I think that's all you need to know. 'Chocolate Cake for Imaginary Lives' published by @DeixisPress is available now! She/Her
Brian Cox
@profbriancox
Professor of Particle Physics at The University of Manchester
smacula
@smacula
Drifting between being a nerd, doing scribbles, dad jokes, gifs and saying woohoo a lot. DMs open, he/him
Karrie
@karriekubs
How long have you got?
Ricky Gervais
@rickygervais
Comedy God
Holy Crayons
@holycrayons
Fan of Profanity. Mother of Crotch Goblin 1.0™️, Crotch Goblin 2.0™️ and Crotch Goblin 3.0™️. Probably wearing pyjamas. Sponsored by Sertraline.
𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓼 𝓓𝓸𝓬𝓼
@rosiemarybush
Genuine Yorkshire Rose, from my roots to my petals... 4 kids, 2 dogs, 2 cats & 1 husband. #BeYourOwnKindOfBeautiful #TeamNHSPlayer #CardiacMamma
FreebieBean
@freebiebean
🌈“…be yourself no matter what ‘they’ say”🏳️🌈
Nursey Boo
@nurseneddy
As my Nan would say if U can't be good be careful. Wore itchy hand knit jumpers as a 70's child. Likes a good sense of humour. DM's ignored unless l know U.
Jeremy Corbyn
@jeremycorbyn
Independent MP for Islington North
Aisling Bea
@weemissbea
Actor/Writer/Stand Up/Medicinal Foot Pic Model. Watch #ThisWayUp 1&2 on Hulu 🇺🇸 Ch4🇬🇧 🇮🇪 & more. #AliceAndJack out now on Ch4 & @masterpiecepbs in 🇺🇸
Love Bath
@welovebath
An independent newsletter for the people of Bath, by the people of Bath. 💌 No ads, no bias, no politics, just good news, supported by our community.
O_o
@tarbocksm
Not troubled by religion. A librocubicularist.
Bath.co.uk
@bathcouk
All that's best in Bath Events Activities History Culture Accommodation Independent Business mention us for RT part of createdinbath.com #website #design
Louise
@loulouwonder
Some people look for a beautiful place, others make a place beautiful...if that doesn't work there is always alcohol. I DON'T DM
Procrastinator extraordinaire
@manchestermissy
Cake whore 🍰Uncompromising loner. Socially awkward. Sweary and neurotic mother of a grown up 👮🏼 Being nice isn’t hard 😇 All tweets are my own.
🖤🧙🏻♀️💜 SARAH 💜🧙🏻♀️🖤
@sionnach43
🙃Some days look better upside down🙃 Whiskey🥃Tattoos❤️ Rugby 🇮🇪 Leinster 💙🏉 Manners cost nothing 😁 GS Mammy 🐶🐾
Chocolate Teapot
@mand_brun
Pendle Witch on the south coast.
Gillian
@airyfairy83
Ms Morningstar 🖤
@greekgoddess02
#LFC ❤️ #JF97 ❤️ Half Greek Full Scouse! ❤️❤️ @SwissPeak ambassador. swisspeakcbd.com/?ref=czzeruxy use code Greekgoddess for 40% off!
Yorkshire Pudding #CTID
@beccypudding
Head of public relations at YouAreAKnobhead.com Set your boundaries and stand your ground. I've been called a man hating sexist, so do your best.
sharon 💋
@rubywoo09
Drink tea. Read books. Be happy 🫖📚❤
Political Tool 🌍🇪🇺🇬🇧
@politicaltool
Caring is a hard path to follow but, if we all tried walking it each day…. 🌎☮️✌️🙏 #Diversity #LoveisLove LGBTQPlus #BLM #Antibrexit #MentalHealth
Ron Perlman
@perlmutations
Don’t get scammed. If you don’t see the blue check mark, it ain't me! @EasyStreetBook is now available. Order link below. Instagram: @perlmutations
Andy Parmo
@andy_parmo
You’ll find me on Bluesky now.
Sally Phillips
@sallyephillips
Official account of actor Sally Phillips. Enthusiastic about Finland, seriously over having a serious side.
Secrets Of Bath
@secretsofbath
Are you a Secret of Bath? - join the the new ground-up approach designed to promote your business with new ideas - Brought to you by @CreatedInBath
shiner_sam
@shiner_sam
New music champion 🎶 | band tee enthusiast
TrishDelish 💋
@trishm426
Hanging here with the rest of you crazies...now make me laugh! instagram.com/socialtrish
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@kjaymes8k
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...it's a duck! #dontbefooled
SAL
@salsal48226334
always on a diet because I’m mainly enjoying cocktails at wkends 👌🍸. TL pls oh and don’t pretend u know my life 👍 and u can fuck right off 😂 single !
Plain Old Northern Giraffe
@cookiedohdynamo
#LFC #JFT97 Killing people with kindness since 1980. I'm not keen on anyone coming between me and a cheese toastie.
CurlyLittleRedHead
@curlymaccydee
Mother of 2 adults, lover of wine and laughter. Eternal optimist, if your glass is half full you need a top up 🍷
PeaBea™
@peabea22
Exhausts easily under the pressure to be amusing.......
Sar ☕️♀
@sarforalltosee
𝙴𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚔𝚎 & 𝚝𝚎𝚊. 𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖. #Radio4 #TheArchers #Northerner #Manc
Grumpy Man
@thatcherhome
“I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned.” ― Richard Feynman
Belts 🤙🏿
@saintbelta
Llamas mostly
Em
@em_cud
“A bit uncouth” Sense of humour appreciator. Stabs people with needles and leaves pretty jewellery in them
diddles
@diddlywiddly
pretending to be a proper adult [email protected]
Quentin
@spamchoppp
Still alive
Northern Monkey 🐝
@mustafa_dump
Part-time gynecologist,Professor of Quantum Physics,Chief Football Correspondent for Twitter, I don't justify my opinions.
Sammy the Spacko
@samuel_spacko
I identify as a problem. my pronouns are massive/cunt
Keiths life
@keithslifestory
behind the scenes of a mid life crises.
Leanne
@indierockaroll
My mother said, to get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom ⚡️ Kaaaaaant
B
@geocon1713
Jiffle arse. Currently finding my edges. Easily amused.
Quentin
@spamchoppa
Still Alive
Jack the Terrible 👀
@biggieboybubba
🐾 follow my adventure.🐾 I’m that naughty Jack Russell you’ve seen down the park..
Jo 🌺
@joannasmith1968
BathHunt 🔎
@bathhunt
Bath's weekly urban treasure hunt. Solve the clues, find the secret location, claim the hidden coin. The Hunt begins every Sunday. 🗺️
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@fierypurrmaid
Nicola
@nicolajayne154
Here’s to the light in your eye and the sunshine in your smile 🥂
Bath Indie Chat
@bathindiechat
An awesome online community for Bath's independents. Run an indie business in Bath? Tag me with your news & I'll RT! Run by @sal_godfrey.