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Em

@em_cud

“A bit uncouth” Sense of humour appreciator. Stabs people with needles and leaves pretty jewellery in them

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Just watching the sunset from the hotel rooftop bar, with Vatican City in shot to the left. It’s beautiful ❤️ Loving Rome 😍

Just watching the sunset from the hotel rooftop bar, with  Vatican City in shot to the left. It’s beautiful ❤️ Loving Rome 😍
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Took on a new mobile hairdressing client (yes I also do hair as well as piercing) Her first appt was this morning. She showed me her cabinet of her doll collection as soon as I got round there this morning. Creepiest shit I’ve ever seen! Won’t be going there again. Ever.

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Typical teenage lad. He’s basically saying “Mum, can you pick me up” I’ve decided to ignore him. Though to be fair, 4 pieces of paper are heavy as 🙄😂

Typical teenage lad. He’s basically saying “Mum, can you pick me up” I’ve decided to ignore him. Though to be fair, 4 pieces of paper are heavy as 🙄😂
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Got a hangover. But on a plus, out for a carvery later. I’m gonna load my plate up like Mount Everest. Oh yesssss.

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Just spoke to my 76 year old Mum who’s in Spain holidaying for 6 weeks… Mum… “I’m off the wine” Me… “why’s that?” Mum.. “Felt really rough after having some the other night, think it was a bug” Dad pipes in.. “She did nearly two bottles Em” It’s called a hangover Mother 🙄😂

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When you’re piercing a young teen, chatting with her Mum, a random playlist in the background and a song which every other word is fuck comes on and you’re halfway through the piercing so can’t do a thing about it. Yup. No more random playlists while working anymore! 😬

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You know you’ve lost the plot when you pass your lad the dogs food bowl for his dinner and put his plate of food on the floor for the dog 🙄