Just as well we have a master race of perfect, competent toffs to save us all and lead into the land of milk and honey.

The data coming out of Melbourne is exactly what you *don’t* want to see: • New cases accelerating, soaring past the levels seen at the height of the initial outbreak in March/April • New cases now coming from local community spread, not overseas ft.com/content/652a94…

59 years ago today I was released from Parchman Farm Penitentiary after being arrested in Jackson, MS for using a so-called "white" restroom during the Freedom Rides of 1961.

The fact that Meghan Markle gets a tougher press than Prince Andrew rather neatly tells you everything you need to know about power, influence, class and race in the UK.

Any chance of telling individual stories of people seeking asylum? Any chance of humanising them - they are all individuals after all? Any chance of making links, where appropriate, with Western actions in Muslim countries? Any chance of proper journalism @bbcnews?

Hey 18 year olds, you really shouldn’t worry about disappointing A level results. Lots of my generation got bad grades, but we still managed to add enormous fees for your university education, price you out of the housing market and ruin the planet before we leave it to you.

Sometimes the old clichés are worth rolling out...especially with this year’s MESS. As big as this moment feels, grades absolutely don’t define you and will turn out to be the least impressive thing about you. Go easy on yourself - everything is A LOT at the moment x

#AlevelResults Predicted A*A*A*. Expcetionally low performing school. No one had ever achieved a Cambridge offer before in my sixth form. Performed at A*A*A consistently. Today, A*AB. Dropped two grades in Sociology. Denied Cambridge place. This is what has happened to me.

You have to admire the governments ability to practice endless incompetence and sheer cuntery. Fucking up Brexit was well signposted and Covid was just laziness and stupidity, but the downgrading off exam results for everyone but toffs is a masterstroke I didn’t see coming.

If private schools didn't confer unfair advantage, nobody would pay for them.

Would pay decent ££ for Kirk Norcross to walk in the spa and say to Nicole ‘Ya just a fucking extra mate’ #TOWIE

. Boris Johnson how u feelin hunni?

Gonna take some time to do the things we never have

Can I suggest we send Tony Blair as a Peace envoy to negotiate with the Taliban Leaders in Afghanistan?

Please help spread the word.This is absolutely devastating. We need to do more. Niall sadly took his own life. On the 1st May Brentwood RFC will be hosting a memorial game for Niall. We need to make asking for help easier. Please keep checking in on friends and family. #NS10

#NS10

Mate, you would stick him on a boat to Rwanda. Shut the fuck up

I have never quote-tweeted this before. I have been holding off, saving it for when it mattered. Today feels like that day.