wow it’s the first ever recorded incidence of that beaded door to the back room of your local newsagents

Right Winger Explains Freedom Of Speech During Student Protest

spending £500 on a train ticket and £27.50 on a coffee, before attending a hospital appointment i’ve waited 3 years for will feel much better now

This is a 5-pack of M&S knickers

ALL EYES ON RAFAH.

My son just asked me how I know his name... I'm not in the mood today

There’s got to be a way I can communicate to my hormones that we’re both on the same team and there is no need to make me feel like I’m the ugliest duckling in the world, why aren’t the scientists working on this

Can’t evacuate when there’s nowhere to evacuate to

currently this article uses the 'civil conflict' infobox (the same template used for Tiananmen Square massacre, Iranian Revolution, Stonewall Riots, Arab Spring, and the Jan 6 Capitol attack)

Would you let a chorus of angels sing hosanna as you ascend to the gates of Heaven?

Tremendous effort has been made to produce an exchange deal that’ll release hostages & realize a ceasefire. Hamas has put out an offer. If Netanyahu genuinely wants a deal, he will negotiate the offer in earnest. Instead, he is jeopardizing the deal by bombing Rafah.

I feel like I'm going crazier every time I open this app

if you didn’t eat so much avocado toast you could afford a controlling stake in lockheed martin

oh hello, who's this?!

(it's Mollie Goodfellow, lovely human being and very patient with my ramblings)

he looks like he's about to fight roger rabbit

Not a single one of them playing hard to get, ladies PLEASE gain an iota of self respect