is there nothing this man won’t say?

Putting the finishing touches to the school science lab

offside by a toe? grow up

my nan would’ve loved these

me when they open the all inclusive buffet

thursday

james corden

incredible footage of a twister in dubai

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk em
Got drunk

bagging up my weekly shop at the busy petrol station (no fuel):

curry sauce and a rubicon

came across a video of someone showing off their newbuild house and let me know when you spot what’s wrong

my instagram feed is 💫perfect💫

3yrs ago today one of these two broke the cat flap. still a mystery

gonna have to buy a praystation

having four (4) in a sandwich
eggs for breakfast with mayo

computer, enhance

had a work call at 6am. found out about it when i woke up at 7am

Going into a restaurant and seeing children AND dogs in there

if i become leader, all cars will have to have these fitted