She got found fit for work, my mum.
Dragged herself there 2 days a week.
Slept the rest.
Dead within the year.
She became one of the statistics.
Her name was Mary Davies.
And my god did we try.
#sicknote #dwp #benefits #sickpay

The romance of the FA cup right here.

sadly not tripping over his own feet and falling into a pair of handcuffs but we can but dream

this is where all the beautiful disallowed spiritually onside goals go

whomst among us

God I adore Will McPhail. I framed my Lady No-Kids print today and it looks beaaauuuuuutiful.

Tragic news for fans of the green velvet suit of 2019/20 - today I'm finally reconciling myself to donating it, as lockdown and my 30s presented me with too much extra tyre for it to be comfortable anymore.

Farewell, old friend. We had some great times. 💚

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EVERYONE SHUT UP I'VE JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE A PENGUIN BAR IN MY HANDBAG

Handcuffs?