Ok. I don't know who needs to hear this, but buckle up. Here's the deal. A thread 🧵

A Modest Proposal for the 5th of november concerning rising energy bills in england, a reminder of traditional incentives for government to act in the interests of the general public, to prevent the houses of parliament from being an overdue burden on the energy grid., et cetera

There are a great many areas in which I believe my fellow white people could improve, but one that I feel is really *achievable* is for y’all to stop just putting the phrase “add seasonings” in a recipe as if that is a meaningful or replicable instruction.

Maybe the real F in FDA is the Friends we made along the way

Eloquar every day on this site I emerge screaming and covered in opinions into the backyard of someone who was just getting on with their day

This is the funniest fucking eating disorder I’ve ever read about

Potentially unpopular opinion: if you can’t teach the whole curriculum without homework, your curriculum is the problem. Kids aren’t“quiet quitting” by expecting to only do work @ school. After 7-8 hrs of work, they should expect to protect their peace & find joy when they leave

hot girl summer is ending, Toad-in-bed winter approaches

Mary Peltola, a Democratic former state lawmaker, beat Sarah Palin in Alaska's special House election to fill the seat of the late Rep. Don Young. Peltola will become the first Alaska Native to serve in Congress and the first woman to hold the House seat. nyti.ms/3AuA9HO

She is GETTING TO TAKE UP SPACE. Do you know how much seeing a fat celebrity *embracing* her largeness would have done for baby me??? Lizzo is proudly, confidently, TAKING UP SPACE.

what are these musicals about again

Maximillian Alvarez Lindsey Boylan Greatest All-Time Ever Banger: "“We want to thank Jeff Bezos for going to space because while he was up there we were signing people up."  - Chris Smalls, 4/1/2022

Thought I’d repost this silly little comic today. No special reason

As @yair_rosenberg and others have noted, Judaism and Jewish culture have always valued literacy, education, toleration of those who are different, the freedom not to believe what everyone else does—and these are precisely the same values hated by authoritarians.

me coming up w my various schemes and also plans

Nothing can prepare you for the second paragraph here

after you win that new contract with wage increases