everything I learned about being a neighbor I learned from her

screen time down 16% last week

I like being an adult but tbh my one gripe is the Dishes. oh, the dishes. I am always doing dishes. when this world ends and our sun is nothing but a shriveled, dead star, when the mountains crumble to dust and the oceans dry, there I will stand. doing the dishes.

potato’s the best thing to happen to this world

Charlotte would not have taken his shit let's start there

Target used to be an EVENT … nothing is fun anymore

“well he can’t die cause he’s like one of the main characters” 🤡😭😂😂😂😂

This city is so random lmao is that Jimmy Fallon

Just last year Lana Del Rey was working at Waffle House, now she is modelling for SKIMS Never give up on your dreams 🤍

HELP

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs. They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad at Taylor Swift for being excited at a football game.

hey can i get an ETA on that this too shall pass?

i drink dr pepper in much more meaningful and profound way than you can understand

it may never be topped.

Binge watching Sex and the City again as a grown woman is sickening. When I was younger I thought Carrie was just a regular dummy, then you grown up and realize Carrie was top tier stupid all the way up until the DAY Big died. He died tryna avoid hanging out with Carrie 😭😭

Whatever Ed and Donna did to help their sons become emotionally available needs to be studied

show the greatest “I’m about to die” moment in cinema (this is television but you guys get it)

happy international women’s day 💘