I just don’t tweet like I used to, we are still calling it tweet, right?

it is really nice being at your lowest with someone else

You are depressed because your ancestors fought and danced and ate meals together and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

my sexual fantasy is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

universal one love jim There are no rules, only self-imposed limitations.

I really don’t want to work anymore. I just want to watch movies.

I think digital ticket sales were a mistake we need to go back to box office only

Can we agree a little digital noise is infinitely better than over processed and smoothened slop

I had no idea how truly awful music could be until Insta-reels and TikTok existed.

I know it's stupid but moving your body is the only surefire way to keep from killing yourself. There's other stuff too but you gotta spend 4/7 days being active to really beat your brain into submission. It's a total wash. Nobody has time for that. But you gotta. Or else.

Gonna lie down and google things later🥰

I’m wearing my skinny jeans tonight bc woke is back

trying to date in a small town where you know everyone is so hard especially due to everyone being chopped and/or a weirdo

i've been cursed by an evil mage

Anyone catch Algernon Cadwallader tonight? Super jealous of you.

One of my hot oomfs should wish m0rphumax a happy birthday today (and then wish me a happy birthday when mine comes around)

I can tell I’m maturing because I went to Emo Nite last night and it was mid but the people and my friends made it fun.

when people say “neurospicy” they lose me

white people be like can you follow my dog on instagram

Chris Daughtry I was not familiar with your game