31 weeks pregnant and on my feet for like 10 hours straight.. I’m fucking beat bro

I got two moods

My team green baby turned pink

also, 10/10 recommend hiring birth photographer

if these fireworks wake up the baby I stfg

sorry I suck at twitter now 🥲 oh wait, X

having an infant in your mid-30s is hoping they don’t wake up to your knees creaking 👵🏻

🖤🖤🖤

casually gotta finish my bachelors degree in a year 😇

I just don’t tweet like I used to, we are still calling it tweet, right?

sister’s wedding 🫶🏼

why does my insurance not cover EpiPen? what in the scam

Inter Miami displays the most unsportsmanlike conduct in the history of the league.. there, fixed your headline Sports Illustrated

#shitVinnysays

hi friends

bro why is Apple Replay so inferior to Spotify Wrapped 😭

Joey trying to ask about how Santa is gonna get in the house when we don’t have a hole (chimney) and all we have is toys (in the space below the TV where one might find a chimney)

ASAP Rocky over San Holo ↑% ⚠️ go crazy