it’s meant to be because i fucking said so

they should invent a phone with unlimited storage

they want you stuck surviving so you never get to create

When people tell me things were closed or people died I legit am so upset with that person like you didn't fucking have to be so negative.

I have parasynethesia or some shit like that and I don't believe it until my feet and legs go numb in two seconds of being in criss cross applesauce

Sometimes I laugh like bish and then I'm like damn ur instinct is to make fun and laugh at urself and then that becomes funny

Don't talk shit about my mood ring that's survived multiple handwashes

It's not funny it's just become an oh ok I will sound crazy but when I die...

I use the term "I've had my fair share of" bc it was never fair

Addiction is a con. And there's nothing wrong with you

Apparently you've never had heat stroke and a blister the size of your heel

A pandemic makes you fat

You tell them but isn't that courageous

Do you all pay for a cute little blue check mark

My thighs are bruised bc I keep walking into shit, not like the reasons they used to be but almost more upsetting

Damn I wish

I think the elephant adds a nice touch to the room

That kind of high where you feel like you're being dropped from that ride at the carnival for like way too long

My strange addiction: touchtunes