[during sex] her: choke me me: [a really great guy] no

Taylor Swift makes music for people who cried during the AP English exam and still got a 5

road to bronce 3

Staring into the mirror after straining really hard and making my veins slightly pop out

How to Pass Off Your IBS Bathroom Trips as a Cool Coke Habit: ow.ly/GXh450LoLl8

Facebook is either for our parents or people who aren’t quite ready to let go of high school.

"Have you been missing zootopia?" :) "Well here are 6 brand new stories" :(

finished his palace in 1 day thank me later

banks in 1929: well look at how many people want to visit our banks right now

That's nice of him to have a meeting with the entire company

When I saw Kylo he asked me to join the first order and I said "okay" and he just...walked away lol

Pokemon Scarlet/Violet Review: -Awful Performance -Awful Graphics -Most Fun I've had in a Pokemon game

I got mine on sale 🤪

Seamless

trust me we know your spotify wrapped is Taylor, Swift and harry styles we know just by looking at you