TICK TOCK Keir Starmer

"[The UK government] deliberately want to wreck the British economy. It's not a matter of accident." "That's what communism is all about. They know what they're doing." "They really mean us harm." – Lord Christopher Monckton

To the guy who threw a dildo at Jota, have a word with yourself. Guy isn't even available and has nothing to do with this mess. What does it achieve apart from humiliating a player who has been good for Celtic. Absolutely disgusting.

Run. It. Back.

BREAKING 🚨 I understand that Iran's Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei has turned *down* Keir Starmer's offer of asylum Saying he prefers to live in a country with more basic freedoms The PM is said to be inconsolable and sobbing quietly in a corner Updates as it happens!

Akhmed Yakoob Are your parents siblings? Just asking questions.

Labour should be apologising to the British people, not smearing them.

Sky Sports Scotland The weather should be declaring what team it supports

WillieMaleyCSCNewry 1. Scott McDonald v Celtic 2-1 04/05 🚁

Keir Starmer Didn't you decide not to charge Jimmy Savile for abusing over 200 kids?

UK Prime Minister Please don’t share this you may upset the precious one

This wasn't allowed in public incase it offended anyone. So please don't retweet it. Thanks 🙏dutchbarn.com

🚲 Outrageous.

Veterans F**king hate you Keir Starmer The serving military hates you. I f**king hate you. You absolute coward.

I’m gonna solve football. How about the champions of each top division all into a competition just for champions and we call it the European cup. The cup winners from each league go into a competition called the cup winners cup. 2nd 3rd and 4th go into a competition called the

Spastic

Correct. Enter the home pitch. Get your head kicked in. Leave. A simple tale.

If we simply rename the English Channel “Keir Starmer’s desk” then nothing will fucking cross it