This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..

Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.

#とんがり帽子のアトリ絵 #MyWitchHatAtelierArt 幸せなif

I saw a man bleed out on Toad's Turnpike

Manifesting a hot baddie and not an evil twink lets hold hands and pray

Nothing better than a glass of kanar...🍷 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

#whaspoilers it had to have gone down like this at least once

The family group chat going crazy bout my sister’s pregnancy lmfao

“but you’d be permanently altering your body in a way you could regret!!” i could literally get my ex’s full name tattooed across my entire face and uncle sam would not step in. sorry i’m pro freedom and pro bodily autonomy, yes even for the stupid choices i would not make myself

back massage #orufrey

Busted up laughing immediately when I opened my first Onion newspaper

everyone looks like they’re having a really good time

inevitable, predictable

Trent Reznor wearing a “Good Bush, Bad Bush” T-Shirt - sometime in the 2000’s

わ and れ mixed me up

Cheese sandwich at Grenoble Foot 38 Grenoble Foot 38 💶 €11.50 (£9.80 with a drink) ⚽️