The wise ramblings of Miriam Margolyes 🙏🏼 Happy Friday!

An actor does a day job.

So disappointed with London North Eastern Railway I’ve been stuck on train to London for an hour, then planted me on to another static train for a further 45 minutes with hardly any communication. You’ve made me miss my audition and robbed my chances of getting back on a stage, I hope you’re happy.

Cannot believe I’ve just paid 14 quid to do a dance class in London. I’ve been robbed I tell you.

White Malteser bunnies are something else

Not been abroad since august 2019 …feels good to say the least!

I forgot how much of a fan of Eurovision I was. What.a.joy!

Nowt better than charity shopping with your mam

You know what grinds my gears… people calling me Georgina and just assuming that’s my name.

footage from a Spiceworld Tour show, 8 days before Geri left, has leaked… could she look any more DONE 😭

Someone at work called me their “work mum” - never felt so old in my life.

Me constantly judging people that drink energy drinks 🤢 Also me :

the UK, to the first drop of rain this week

Why am I welling up at the shania documentary?🥹

Why are GP receptionists so flipping rude?

I just can’t get on board with the whole low rise jeans trend, I feel like a piece of gammon that’s not been wrapped in the string properly. Hats off to all you confident low risers out there 👖👌🏻

Anyone else’s partner like to sleep with the fan on 365 days of the year? 🥶

Sending bon voyage and break a leg wishes to our GEORGIA HAM (george HAM) as she jets off to join the production cast as Lead Vocalist onboard the Diamond Princess for Princess Cruises

Working on a cruise ship is all well and good until all you want is a bath.

Why is it that when you get your car cleaned you feel like you might as well be driving a brand new Mercedes but the reality is you’re driving your 2014 Ford KA