Nobody is eating anybodies salmonnussy, gabagussy, proletussy, or any other ussy that you sick freaks come up with

"Rojava, the land of my ancestors, surrounded by enemies..." ....Voices from #Tısrin 🎵

taking someone to an art museum 2 weeks before Valentine’s Day is what I call “the most dangerous game”

LinkedIn premium hasn’t helped me get any jobs but it did let me know how often my ex looks at my profile

thanking about how i let her keep those Hozier tickets without making her pay me back

Sure, they didn’t accept me for the unpaid internship but maybe they’ll give me the six figure position

never realized how ugly everyone’s boyfriends are until being single on Valentine’s Day

me and da boys just beat up a snowman with baseball bats

sometimes my life pisses me off so much i have to sit in my room in the dark listening to Hildegard von Bingen's Ordo Virtutum until i fall asleep

sometimes it means saying yes to the Karl Marx santa stickers your staff asks for

BOBBY DALBEC IS HITTING

if you wear cologne to the gym I’m gonna steal some shit out of your locker

I have to be totally honest, the infiltration of Hitler Particles into nearly every facet of our world is fucking with my swag heavy!!

I'm always so normal... sure I've seen your boobs but let me give you a quick fist bump to say goodye

making the continuity report for an organization i've put the last four years of my life into... crazy to completely hand over the reigns of something I have worked so hard on

my earbuds stopped working. time to verbally berate my roomates for minor inconveniences