We’re trying to get as many followers as Rishi Sunak so we can show the government just how many people are prepared to fight for the NHS and its staff. Please can you help us today by following us and retweeting this?

Hell, I'd watch it...

Well... shit, Phil.

Boris Johnson gone. The conservative party in tatters. Only one leader can save them.

What fresh hell is this?

I await the arrival of 'NCIS: Newport Pagnell' with bated breath... deadline.com/2023/06/ncis-s…

Apparently Concrete grower Mike Graham @iromg is so unhappy about people retweeting his apology to Migrants Organise, highlighting the substantial damages Talk TV have had to pay after he accused them of being human traffickers, that he's blocking people who share it. Be a shame

Michael Fabricant has the air of a man who came ninth in a Donald Trump Lookalike Competition, went to Turkey to surgically alter himself to look more like Donald Trump, re-entered the Donald Trump Lookalike Competition, and came tenth.

Why is it every Tory who bats for the far right and ends up on GB News or the other channel full of knobheads all have one thing in common? A face for radio 📻 Lee Anderson who looks like the lovechild of Roy Walker and Kryten off Red Dwarf to start his £100k grift on Friday

Who have Maidenhead United got on the 12th August?

Ah, I see the Brain Trust has arrived...

Farage is not a victim

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

Maaate

Jesus Christ! My advice? Therapy. Lots and lots of therapy.

Whilst you wait for the #TrumpMugShot here's his motorcade set to the Bill theme tune.

Yep, that's definitely a shot of a mug. #TrumpIndictmentIV #TrumpMugShotDay

Blimey, that Mickey Flanagan gets EVERYWHERE.