I shan't go down to the Larder for Five Evening's at Frederick's may be there

JUUUUST got done reading that Tome. Couldn't put it down! Good Stuff. How has everyone been keeping

Really, Therentwt?

The person who named the fireplace was just fucken sick of naming things

Crossfaded off cheese and crackers

my wife: why is there cabbage all over the bathtub me: my showerkraut!

hey man we’re gonna be barking up the wrong tree later if you want to pull up

At the corner store if you need any corners

(Pissed off because I’m not allowed in the woods) I bet there’s a bunch of delicious poisonous berries in there

what do you all know about the wizards biological sauce

I love when I’m watching a historical movie and they say “you forget yourself”

if you come to my house you're welcome to as much juice as you want because I love you

Took a real good nap in here earlier

First we had one child and I thought I knew what children are like. Our second child was completely different; I’d overgeneralized. There are actually two types of children.

I don’t really fw him like that, not after he thwarted me