the judy greer character (@flirtyfoxyferal) 's Twitter Profile
the judy greer character

@flirtyfoxyferal

non-practicing intellectual. you can't just say perchance. I am cringe but I am free.
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Meg (@megannn_lynne) 's Twitter Profile Photo

trying to move through the world with love & whimsy when your brain is constantly screaming BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD

fanta (@buaalicious) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My landlord doesn’t know that I have a pet so I had to lock my cat in the toilet for a whole hour while the handyman was here and he decided to meow at the last minute when he just leaving

My landlord doesn’t know that I have a pet so I had to lock my cat in the toilet for a whole hour while the handyman was here and he decided to meow at the last minute when he just leaving
habitual line-stepper (@alaskastardust) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I keep thinking how the families of passengers who imploded in that submersible were given their people back as seafloor goop. And if that ever happens to me, just leave me there. I belong to the crabs and hagfish now.

DiscussingFilm (@discussingfilm) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Academy has banned AI from ever winning an Oscar. • Only roles “demonstrably performed by humans with their consent” can be nominated for acting Oscars • Screenplays “must be human-authored” to qualify for a nomination

The Academy has banned AI from ever winning an Oscar.

• Only roles “demonstrably performed by humans with their consent” can be nominated for acting Oscars

• Screenplays “must be human-authored” to qualify for a nomination
Mariella ! (@pfaffphobic) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

lala 🦠 (@ecto_fun) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i was eating sun dried tomatoes and i said to my son whos obviously a cat “ur telling me my son dried these tomatoes” and i thought my delivery was so good but he looked at me like it was so stupid it somehow transcended the language barrier