you have to laugh

"Do not purchase a Dodge Charger at 32.6% APR."

Ruining some kid’s life

moms text you like “please call ASAP” and then you call and they’re like “hello i am your mom”

We’re governed by fucking morons

every day i wake up and check the news and it’s something like “evil rape demon announces mandatory plutonium in school lunches” followed by another article titled “90 year old democrat protests biphobic ICE agents with aquatic jazzercise”. A big reason why i’m proud to live here

no idea why he's slithering but I may incorporate this at work and see how it shakes out

me and somebody’s dad at work

it’s like hearing the classroom next to you have a pizza party

Body tea ahead

Girl what

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

Erika Kirk is going to need so many fireworks to get over this one

“What? So no fuckin ziti now?”

“He’s furious” brother he’s just coked out

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

The plan?

Kid Rock addresses The Pentagon on the Strait of Hormuz.