"black rifle coffee masculinity" is rly up there with "mr beast islamofuturism" and other drupkaisms for things that upon coining immediately, seamlessly fill a previously unidentified lexical gap

Japanese sci-fi: two robots in space, yearning American sci-fi: man gets the author's beliefs on polygamy confirmed by the aliens of ramalama IV french sci-fi: two horny bounty hunters visit the Galaxy of Breasts British sci-fi: nuclear war. Everyone dead. America's fault

99 percent of people are not exercising enough to sustain long term wear & tear to their bodies. The alternative (not exercising) is so much worse. Also injuries & pains are normal whether u exercise or not we need to stop treating aches & pains as a reason to bedridden

you're laughing. there are 1.33 crimes per capita in vatican city and you're laughing.

I love that my mutuals all have worlds of their own I can peer into at any time by visiting their profiles and taking a scroll.

Blasphemy? Trump just shared this image of himself as Shai-Hulud, maker of the world

"I once observed a polar bear drink coca cola and afterwards it suddenly knew how to surf."

Nice of this video to present NYC as "the jewel". Just yesterday, I took a cab from JFK to home after a 10-min wait. The driver did not understand the address, so I typed it in his Waze app (not joking! A Google company, like Waymo). Yet, he was unable to understand the

Iran before the negotiation: America will bend the knee before our ancient 50 million year old civilization. We will never negotiate. Iran now:

these people forget that the hyper left have now decided to arm themselves with rifles, guns, and explosives i don't think people realize how radicalized these people have gotten the stereotype of the right winger with weapons is old the permanent underclass can out shoot you

I’ve been doing this with German and now I use a bunch of weird archaic words that no one has said out loud since the Thirty Years’ War

"Ahh yes zhis ting you call work—it is uhh beneath me."

me greeting my wife in nothing but an apron and a drug induced erection "hi honey how was your bullshit jewish daycare retard email job"

this is what it feels like for FPH to move to NYC

This is an improvement but I'm still not gonna click on ads

daughter made a friend and now we have farm fresh eggs every week. this is the only networking that matters

America is too rich

We used to be a proper country