the pope is from WHERE?

If you don’t remember where you were when the 35 minutes of the og cast at two river was leaked they shouldn’t let you in

Well I love movie theater popcorn & it loves me & would never betray me so the way that I get a terrible stomachache every single time I eat Popcorn Dinner is surely coincidental.

“I asked chat gpt” Okay well I asked my analyst about it and he said to see him Monday but by Monday I’ll be floating in the Hudson with the other garbage I’M NOT WELL soimnotgettingmarried

Just fell to my knees

basically what I’m looking for in a relationship is someone to sing Suddenly Seymour with me whenever I want

[Obama auditioning for Ben Platt’s role] Let me be dear

Snoopy stained glass

this damn tiktok😭😭😭😭

sometimes you just have to be 23 years old

It’s just beginning

"do you have any hobbies" lately i've been really into panicking

Libby, no, don’t automatically return my loan. That’s my emotional support ebook I keep putting off.

the heated rivalry boys have been reaped for my next hunger games

whenever a new spiderman comes out i remember my roots (insufferable marvel fan)