Do you want to die?

I don’t make threats. I make promises.

I can tell vitals from a distance. Did you know that?

My point is that I can tell your heart is beating faster than usual. Scared, Anko?

Or perhaps something is on your mind.

“You grew up in this village, Kakashi! Don’t you try to make a fool out of me! Maybe you’d find your way around easier if your nose wasn’t all up in a book.”

As if he knew anything about what normal people do.

Don’t be shy, say it.

It’s been a while.

Can I offer you some poutine? Kushina brought it.

Orochimaru ruins everything he touches. It all becomes filthy and rotten.

If only it were that simple…

𝐁𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐑𝐘 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄.

We should be glad that there’s some peace for once, Naruto.

Nothing like a hearty breakfast.

Got through my paperwork early today. Now I have the rest of the day to relax and have a drink. Or two. Or five.