The country is very secure. Why? I'm in Lagos, not Borno state. The economy is scaling, and improving. Why? I have a deep understanding of macro economics. There's no poverty in the country. Why? I eat 3 square meals daily. As long as I'm insulated, Nigeria works.

Just clocked that I've not stepped out of my compound since Feb 14 when I walked my friend to the junction. This is the kind of life I want to live infinitely. Getting things done from the comfort of home. Stepping out infrequently like the gods do

Money wey my mama send me for convocation, I don chop am. Hehe hehe hehe hehe😪. Make I carry my box dey go house. The one wey I don do for this Ifite is enough

The day wey you go need charge and bail lawyers, you no go remember say na slur.😄

I've been singing that "just one liter, just one liter" sing since morning

If you have the urge to send a random person money, heed that urge. P.S: I'm the random persom

My god this is parliamentary debate at its finest. That said, jury trials have their clear downsides. There are many societies where I would not want to be subjected to a jury trial particularly because the law and justice must rise above the worst instincts of society. And in

People want to badly work in all of these top 4 companies. And there’s me, that don’t mind doing 3 remote jobs and earning 1.5million monthly. If the whole world likes, make them no sabi the company, just pay me good money and be remote.

I really dislike the word "hubby". It rubs off in a wrong way. I literally scrunch my face whenever I see it.

Nigeria, in a nutshell.

Obara chineke eh!

I no even know wetin I wan lock in on. And e dey baffle me. 💔

“whats your plan if society collapses? I think woods and just wait it out” relapse then blow my head off. Not doin The Road stuff sorry. My life was stupid when society functioned normally. Im not getting into gun fights over wet dog food. Just some heroin and eating a 9mm thanks

If every man who raped a woman were put in prison, the world would grow strangely quiet. Office buildings would empty. Construction sites would stall. Half the laughter in bars would vanish. And in that sudden absence, we would finally see the scale of a violence we’ve been

My name never even show for senate list. Unizik joor naw

A friend of mine from law school reached out to me this evening for help🥹. I didn't tell her I'm doing this, but ejor if it crosses your tl, kindly donate or rt 3139898661 First bank I'm using one of my free accounts, but I will remit whatever is raised to her 🥹

"She looking into my eyes now she's mesmerized"

"If na your babe, I want am"

I thought you people said you share things with each other freely as per 'guys live too simple' and it doesn't cause fights? What am I seeing here?

Can't believe I trusted NYSC to send the confirmation link to my mail at first try. Jokes on me. Muah ah ah ah