HGTV: the official television channel of medical waiting rooms

waiting for my pad thai. yeah by usher on the speakers.

just remembered Minecraft plotworld skin comps and dealt myself major psychic damage

the square root of a negative nancy is a complex nancy

Me: Im treatmaxxing Lol. Eating a bunch of snacks instead of dinner Wife: They call that Girl Dinner now Me (looking out the window): Thats not what im doing. I’m doing something else

if it’s gonna rain i wanna be a dog y’know

i think the people that name nail polish colors, prescription medications, and ikea products should all get dinner together

#NYTXW solvers who hated the Wednesday "story" crossword, just be glad you weren't at the 2002 American Crossword Puzzle Tournament and have this coming at you for Puzzle 5! That's well before I started attending, but I'm sure the speed-solvers were pretty flummoxed...

soon i will be larping as the Washington Commanders in a Minecraft minigame tournament

he/they so i use emojis like 🤷‍♂️🤷

i do NOT believe in the golden ratio 🙅

minecraft parkour is just math rock

everyone always talking bout Neosporin. tell me more bout Paleosporin?

sam campbell… just in awe of the lad

I still haven’t seen Barbie and whenever I read “I’m just Ken” I hear it to the tune of “death is real” Phil Elverum-style

what moves do I need to make to be invited on Lateral w/ Tom Scott and Las Culturistas? like that’s such a specific sort of renown that I am after

need a Dahli x Orville Peck collab of some sort

starting a band w people whose Spotify Wrapped sound town was Burlington. called Coat Factory.

escape room walked so pov: indie could run