I Crave Really Tall Long Wet Yams

what if my gender was the cross on which Jesus was crucified

preheat the oven to 400 degrees (beep, beep beep, beep)

ah the sound of someone snapping their neck

Wifemoding (real life)

jesus was pangender

in a way, aren't we all, a voiceover of ourselves

im too dehydrated to whistle

our bodies will decay with equal rapidity in the end. history will never know that you took the swag route through life

we had a dream where we met ed sheeran, but he was like, asian

horrible scraping metal sound, super effective on autistic-type pokemon

i was going to sing a tame impala song but then I died

im not from england and I'm not in the military

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