'Wrestling Lions'. ... Can't make this stuff up..."

//Bon-Bon: Is technically one of the oldest but is totally in a state of childlike wonder RN

//totally admitting it, the bio is from JT Machinima's FNAF 3 rap. I love their FNAF songs they're so good

//I may draw a custom Springtrap gijinka for this account soon, since it's looking like I'll be using this more often.

"I finally logged in. Curse these blasted fingers, they are unsteady. Bonnie may be fighting back. A bit concerning."

"But I don't need steady hands to tear things apart, so no great loss."

//Fun fact. He may be awful, but Afton does genuinely miss his daughter and blame himself for her death. :^)

//Even if he goes on a rampage he'll never be able to bring himself to hurt Baby. Because she was his daughter's favorite.

William and Bonnie simultaneously peruse the records.

"...So that's what's going on here. Alright. Good to know."

"Okay..." She pushed away from the table on her spinning chair, giving a sigh. "This is all quite a mess, isn't it?"

"Let's see... Now that I think about it, I was never reported dead, only... 'missing'."

"They didn't find my body, just my prison."

"I could very well reclaim control of my industries and get things rolling again."

//are we doing introductions??

//In that case Hi, I'm Rita! Gender-confused person who currently identifies as a girl.

//I do have a plan to help Bon-Bon It involves the scooper :^)

"IT TOUCHED THE BROOM…HEY KEEM CATCH." yEET-

COMES BACK IN WITH HAZMAT SUIT. "Don't worry I've got this."