“He definitely will.” x.com/royaltysilver/…

“Not if they found a dead body inside me. Then they’d probably take me in for evidence or something.”

“Christ. What do you have against Health Inspectors?” x.com/royaltysilver/…

“If he taste the pizza then we’re all doomed.”

“I can’t taste, but somehow, it still taste like /trash/.” x.com/ipeckbruh/stat…

THE TRUTH HURTS. x.com/ipeckbruh/stat…

He’s been standing in the same place for hours on end. Mechanisms must’ve locked up.

“…Did you say…BIRTHDAY?” Oh boy. x.com/xallplayedout/…

“What an age! We should celebrate with something small. Anything you want?” x.com/xallplayedout/…

[[ typing with one hand is actually really hard.

“Music. I can pull something together.” Nod nod. “And friendship? Wow, that’s sappy. ‘Sorta selfless though, so good on ‘ya.” x.com/xallplayedout/…

“Love is overrated, and never last forever.”

“Hm. Déjà vu… Whatever. That’s nice of you, kid. You deserve to have more than this cruddy job.” x.com/xallplayedout/…

“Christ, Fritz. Just pay someone to do it.” x.com/sourgjnger/sta…

“No, but anyone here would do stupid shit like kissing to get some extra cash.” x.com/sourgjnger/sta…

“Ugh. I’m still sentient.”

“Real Freddy hours.”

“If there’s real Freddy hours, does that mean there’s fake Freddy hours. Be wary of fake Freddys.”

[[ y’all already KNOW x.com/xallplayedout/…

“I’m alive?”