my parents were like i'm gonna raise a daughter who will k!ll herself before asking for help

the greatest tweet on Pakistani political Twitter.

im such a dessert girl i love tiramisu i love cinnamon rolls i love donuts nd bombolinis i love love rasmalai and tres leches i love apple pie ugh

I’ve never seen rain like this in Karachi in my entire life, Ya Rab rehem.

itni toofank baarish mei travel kese hoga

Over a dozen killed in Karachi rain.

karachi feels like its quite literally doubling down by the sheer weight of people it has to carry in such a precarious framework. 17 is not a small number and no amount of mindless reiteration should distract us from that.

why is chandna punjabi creating a fuss out of something that is no ones???? rou rou keh reels kon daalta hai

cornettos chocolate part didnt hit

first in my bloodline to marry a twitter oomf

sabki apni apni aankhein, sabka apna apna chand

mein toh phir koyi dheet nasal hun

The best Eid gift is a morning call from your favorite person

How do men see this and not think of getting one for their woman?

Kashmiri churiyaan could never beat these.

eid mubarak to each one of you 🥰

it is hereby clarified that i did, in fact, receive eidi; any implication to the contrary is entirely unfounded. the aforementioned statement was not issued in a state of agitation, nor does it constitute a “rage tweet” by any reasonable standard

actually 1 month of hotpot supply sorted

my mum can ragebait a corpse.

honestly kinda heart broken on EID