New Quiz: Which subway train are you dating? F train: Will talk for hours about Wilco, weirdly secretive about Snapchat activity G train: Will disappear for days on end, baffling mood swings L train: Emotionally unavailable, keeps dropping hints about polyamory (1 of ??)

If you want to do something funny on the train, pull someone's leg, not the emergency brake.

If Fred Durst does it for the nookie and no one is around to see it, does a cookie still get stuck up an ass?

Delays on the C train, due to it being a laid-back, cool dude in a loose mood.

Same

Meet Hoyt-Schermerhorny singles in your area! Board a train now!

Aruba, Jamaica, the E train's a-gonna break ya🎶

no one could have predicted that the lifelong failure-monkey who ran six casinos into the ground and ran an airline into the ground and ran a football league into the ground and ran a magazine into the ground would eventually run his presidency straight into the fucking ground

You: Thinking about taking the F train during morning rush hour to get somewhere in a timely manner. MTA:

We got the G train from Court Sq. to Hoyt-Schermerhorn.

Fake MTA pls RT me 👀

The C train is experiencing mechanical issues, due to irrelevance and feelings of inadequacy.

Been thinking about life and mortality today. I’d rather die gloriously in battle than from a virus. In a way it doesn’t matter. But it kinda does.

From March 13-June ???, the G train will be self-quarantining.

This how NY niggas gotta get on the train now #CoronaVirusUpdates #COVIDー19 #coronavirus #coronapocalypse

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It there's a heaven, it looks like grand prospect hall.

Make chicken that’s anything but boring. Add some Hidden Valley Ranch Seasoning to your next meal for protein packed with bold ranch flavor.

D train service has been suspended indefinitely.

There was a time when we had to watch too much Thomas and Friends. youtube.com/watch?v=C6fHis…