Fake MTA (@fakemta) 's Twitter Profile
Fake MTA

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Patrick Hosken called @FakeMTA the premiere Twitter account of these modern times.

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New Quiz: Which subway train are you dating? F train: Will talk for hours about Wilco, weirdly secretive about Snapchat activity G train: Will disappear for days on end, baffling mood swings L train: Emotionally unavailable, keeps dropping hints about polyamory (1 of ??)

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no one could have predicted that the lifelong failure-monkey who ran six casinos into the ground and ran an airline into the ground and ran a football league into the ground and ran a magazine into the ground would eventually run his presidency straight into the fucking ground

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Been thinking about life and mortality today. I’d rather die gloriously in battle than from a virus. In a way it doesn’t matter. But it kinda does.

Been thinking about life and mortality today. I’d rather die gloriously in battle than from a virus.  In a way it doesn’t matter.  But it kinda does.
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