The same old characters dropping one liner explanations for trumps victory are actually more exhausting than trump.

Digital Natives woulda been a premium post-grunge band name.

My dad once got approval from a doctor to rip cigs to keep his bowels regular. This wasn't that long ago.

When life gives you Lemon(s) ...

Haven't been up this late for something that stupid since phantom menace tickets

Not sure either is a "win."

I like my intelligence like I like my flavors, artificial.

I love records where your not sure if you are playing them at the correct speed. Juice B. Crypts and Neu! 2 will get you every time.

If you had to pick a prompt tweet that you think would garner the most engagement on X, what would that prompt tweet be?

Do trumpsters know that his treasury nominee was Soros' money manager?

I get so aggravated when I cancel a sub and they make all these offers to try to keep you. But I canceled one yesterday and was insulted they didn't try to keep me.

The important thing is that they have the best healthcare minds on it.

If you watch squid game in reverse it's double dare.

EVEN THE CELEBRITIES!?

I'm considering this steelers game as house money. By all accounts, they look terrible and should lose, so no expectations for a W!

Ooh, look at me. Tariffs are on. Tarrfs are off. Just keep looking at me!

Who are the key stakeholders in the Hoss's corp?

Spacebastard's Spacebastard by Spacebastard.

Should singers announce the recording of a live album at the show or just let it happen organically?

Peaked in here for the first time in a while and woof. What a nightmare