RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

August 31st vs September 1st

That time Benedict Cumberbatch was asked who the best Chris is, & he said Chris Pine, talked about how lovely Chris Pine is for a minute, then visibly realized he probably wasn't supposed to have choosen sides and quickly went "--But Evans and Hemsworth are both lovely, as well!"

if you say "ofmd is a bromance" three times in front of a mirror david jenkins shows up and slaps you across the face

Anyone remember that commercial that was Jim Cantore walking into, like, a coffee shop & the locals all pointing and going "Ahh! It's Jim Cantore! We need to evacuate town!!"? I swear I did not dream this ad's existence...

Tressie McMillan Cottom This is really the meat of it all. We are all trying, everyone except the cat. It’s the summary of all cat stories, really. 😭

Hawkeye 😅

I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present (Via mltshp.com/p/1O1CE )

Honestly... LiveJournal, if I'm remembering rightly, seems the closest to what I like about Twitter: -A feed with the ppl I follow's whole accounts, not just the part that fits into a given server topic. -Ability to comment w/o reblogging. Just needs a reaction-gif library &

Phew. Just did a massive spree of searching for everyone I follow here on Instagram and tumblr, and now my fingers hurt 😅

I don't even want to save an archive of my OWN tweets, I want to save my faves. An archive of ~13 years of things that made me smile and/or think. 😭

Faux pumpkin pie cookies The goal The result Betty Crocker

Lol I got an email saying “I’ve hacked your devices, I see in your browsing history that you visit a lot of adult websites…” It would be bad of me to reply to the email like “Honey, I am literally ace, no” right? 😂

#PsychRewatch Gus’s ringtone 😆

Gonzo and in every single scene he’s inexplicably wearing the exact same outfit as Benoit. Nobody ever comments on this.

Reminder that the Journal of the International Phonetic Association was published completly in IPA until 1971

Time to add a new stripe to the flag