are you also a fidgety boi? you may be interested in my draft notes for Constructive ADHD: docs.google.com/document/d/1ZD…

lets move onward from purely loving gift relationships with twitter fam to micro-transactional side-hustles cannibalizing on more popular but functional associates

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location

me

*big weed brain*: so what ur saying is... pronoun circles are a trap for traps

this is the content I need in my life

In my 2024 Twitter Wrapped (exa.ai): "You are obsessed with @TheRealReal on Twitter! You're always liking their tweets about designer deals. We see you eyeing those luxury bags (around 50 interactions)." wtf. WTF. Did someone hack me to promote their brand?

Here is what I believe the process should be to convert your garage to a miniature bakery/tea shop: there should be a straightforward checklist online which describes how to meet food safety rules. If you look up current food safety rules, they are long, confusing and scattered

Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) TBF he is partially right, the UK is at 10% 🤡🤡

goodness

smh

And here we go! People violently fighting in these comments because their AI made up citations the photos were fake, and others' AIs told them it was real. Will OpenAI fix this? They can't; they're not in control of their AI. But also, why would they? It's engagement.

trying to imagine Beefcake Batman on the right's Brucie act

I aways believed it was unrealistic to dream of being President when I grew up, but Trump has thoroughly knocked the shiny veneer of impressiveness off of the position. Now I know in my heart that ANYONE can be president so long as they con enough people into voting for them.

Oh, you have criticisms of my paper? Surely you noticed the part of the paper where we already rebutted your critique, by writing “Possible criticisms: the methodology of this paper is bad. We are aware of this.”

Technically speaking Gemini doesn't have a spine so caring about it falls under invertebrate welfare

Wraith LaFrentz