technically the shoe thieves’ souls belong to ME, at least when they are Holding Milk, but this is as correct as possible

Roger: “Living up to their (it’s?) well earned reputation as the premier shoe litigation lawyer, Holden Milk, Esq. delivers a strong brief in support of 📱New York Millennials📱. The embezzlement angle is a new one to be brought up in this case.”

Roger: “This also brings to light the Collective Blargaining Agreement, a document I am not familiar with. That contract could really sink MacMillan.”

(milk is good for your) TEETH

it’s better to hold milk in your hands, but if you must, this mug is a good alternative. blaseballcares.com

trans women are women, and all women are capable of holding milk in their hands, which is the most important thing

preparing for trick or treaters, all stocked up on the good stuff

The wevuwution has begun

Seattle Garages Unlegal Team stands with 📱New York Millennials📱 and the 99% in their lawsuit against the CEO and the spirit of capitalism. Catch our full position here: parkerclassaction.com/2020/10/26/sea…

Stop asking why 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟 has a Chief Marine Biologist and start asking why your team does not.

Clarton: Holden Milk, Esq. is a HANDFUL OF MILK, Bloom. Literally held by four to ten HANDS! How does a handful of MILK file a brief, I ask ya’s Bloom: I’m not sure Craig my man, but it was a damn good brief. That milk knows his stuff.

Clarton: How does that pile of milk TYPE? Does it have hands, Bloom? How does it talk to ya’s? Bloom: I don’t know Craig-y, but I can say this. That milk has a much higher IQ and brain cells than you ever had in your life!

good afternoon. today we unseat the commissioner, in spite of the fact that he is doing a good job. some might even say a great one. but that’s up to the jury, is it not?

i heard this goku fella went to four seasons landscaping school of law

reports of my association with the Milk Proxy Society are false !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀

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i’m uncomfortable

Simultaneously a food crime and the "Most Legal", it's 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟 legal advisor Holden Milk Holden Milk, Esq. #blaseball