My last moment in Elon Musk's body with 1.2 seconds to go

It’s Friday the 13th (in October) which means you have to give all black cats an extra treat and a little smooch on their head

🎃A Halloween treat! BLASETOBER is now on streaming - This is our album based on some of the "Blasetober" prompts that were shared by BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE last October, go take a listen!! open.spotify.com/album/0sr6fNh0…

POV: you’re water

#WindowBoxWednesday (spooky edition) 💀👻🌿 #ExploreCharleston 📷: Walk & Talk Charleston

I think the worst part about "Your Favorite Martian" being rebooted and coming back isn't that Ray William Johnson is making music again, but rather that this joke has been ruined

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Hello Blaseball Twitter 👟 A friend of mine needs help leaving an abusive living situation, any donation no matter how small would be greatly appreciated 🫶 gofund.me/d3eee3d4

Reawakening this account because you meet Blaseball friends in the most random places, like the halls of a corporate office where you contain threats to reality. Been playing this TTRPG and the blaseball vibes are honestly so high. hauntedtable.games

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