this is a magic pig     /\    /  \ .∧＿∧ ( ･🐽･)つ━☆・*。 ⊂　 ノ 　　　・゜+. しーＪ　　　°。+ * rt and you will ace your finals. if you don’t you’re fucked happy kwuanza :O

me: don't get me started! someone: *gets me started* me:

am i just high or is this actually the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

the demons under my bed when i start crying

also what she didn’t include is her saying abortion kills millions and me clapping back saying guns kill thousands upon thousands and asking her how many shootings happened in 2018 alone and this DUMB bitch says “4”???!! then she walked away :-)

“world hunger is a myth because I ate breakfast this morning”

me after the smallest inconvenience that happens in my life

what are your plans for the weekend? me:

Every time this pops up on my timeline I have to retweet it x.com/Whyquay/status…

This isnt civilized Maine this is kiss your cousin Maine. Every single person in this video is related

pro choice means pro CHOICE, not pro abortion!!! It means allowing women (or people with uteruses) to have access to a safe abortion if that was there decision. It also means they have the choice to ... not have an abortion

#BestBarOHOP

Peak RemDawg #RIP

him: you better not be a cunty reindeer topiary when i get there me: