Nobody warned me that I'd literally spend my 20s losing respect for practically everyone I've ever known

yo hablo con mi ex dos horas y acabo con brote psicótico

Spreading false rumors about the president dying/sick is not something to joke about btw like what if he’s actually okay and i just wasted a bottle of champagne

You guys get loved back at all?!

Protect the person I love even if we on bad terms.

the dead horse is beating me

i really told myself 2026 gonna be better and then proceeded to have 4 terrible months

Everyone talking about the live action Sonic on the neck obviously, but why is the football cheeked up...

“We both did the best we could do underneath the same moon, in different galaxies”

The name ‘craig’ is clearly a product of white psychosis

Healing comes with disgust. Real disgust. You'll look back and be repulsed by the people you once begged for love from.

BITCH WE DONT EITHER

i don’t like that the only options for bigger chested women are either wear a tight shirt and look like a WHORE or wear an oversized shirt and look like a FAT

Now I remember why I stopped nba betting

I like my drafts like I like my jokes- offensive lines

“do you smoke?” non smokers: “no” cig smokers: “yes” weed smokers: “smoke what?”

Why Rocky look like scooby doo when he was trying to sneak on the airplane to spooky island???

Shaq and Kenny at halftime ☠️

Boston when it goes longer than 2 years without a major sports championship

Bro is this is the kind of stuff Rozier was doing that got him arrested 😭😭