I want to be as cool as the person who made this sign

A customer has just bought a 2021 calendar. Sir, we admire your optimism.

I’ve commented before that Star Trek’s most prescient prediction was communication via memes in ‘Darmok’. So it was only a matter of time before someone started making these:

Beyond the FTA negotiations the UK's future prosperity relies on good constructive dialogue with the EU, on everything, forever. Living beside the EU, US or China is like rooming with a gorilla. FTA talks agreeing a rent split doesn't mean you no longer need its cooperation.

I argued for years that ‘Brexit’ falls apart when you have to write it down. It was always the ultimate unicorn-slayer. It didn’t cross my mind that they’d write it down, lie about what they’d written & then blame others for what they’d done. But the original point still stands.

PM just said that Brussels could “carve up our country” and “seriously endanger peace and stability” in Northern Ireland. Spare me. The United Kingdom has been carving up and endangering peace on the island of Ireland for the last 800 years. #IrishSea theguardian.com/politics/2020/…

Here is my question to the Attorney General at the #BarCouncilAGM, to which receive no answer.

I feel it's the day for a reminder of the 18th-century verb 'quiddle': to attend to trivial matters as a way of avoiding the important ones.

Bill Murray receives a legal demand from the Doobie Brothers. And it’s everything you’d want it to be...

The director of Auschwitz Memorial wrote the President of Nigeria and asked him to pardon 13-year old Omar Farouq sentenced for 10 years imprisonment. He declares he is ready to share part of the sentence. 'I cannot remain indifferent to this disgraceful sentence for humanity.'

Four seasons, one tree 🌲 ❤️😎

It's weird how when the tories got into power and went full throttle on austerity suddenly everybody started blowing all their food money on crack and prostitutes to the point that food bank use skyrocketed by 3800 percent

The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership

“Brexit is a national tragedy built on a chimera. The UK is about to discover that it has traded the real power to shape its destiny for an illusion drenched in nostalgia.” ft.com/content/f5cf57…

Lets finally talk about how NFTs are a giant scam. (1/) 🧵

Our son has been in daycare since the beginning of the year. If he is sick and needs to come home early, they call me. If they want to give him paracetamol, they call me. If he has injured himself they call me. So what? 🧵1/4

The Official Secretary to the Governor-General has released documents relating to the calling of the election for 21 May 2022 #ausvotes #auspol