Knee replacement surgery: Regret rate = approx. 30% Cisgender women breast augmentation: Regret rate = approx. 30% Chemotherapy: Regret rate = 13% Trans Gender Affirmation surgery: Regret rate: About 1-2% Facts don’t care about your feelings, transphobes.

At the end of the month I will be fundraising for SSAFA who provide help and support to military veterans, a vital charity for the armed services community. justgiving.com/page/ben-willb…

Went to see #cowbois at the The RSC tonight. Such a funny, poignant, sexy, beautiful play. See it if you can. You may have seen me crying at the line " now my outside matches my inside". #queerjoy #NoLGBwithoutT

A little story for a wet Friday night. Near my house I found a wallet in the road. When opening it I found a bank card, some cash, a library and a youth club card. And also a front door key. The person who dropped it is 14 and could be locked out so I set out to find him….1/6

I started with massively profitable MNC Barclays Bank Bank. As I’m not a customer I couldn’t use their chat bot function so I rang customer service. The recorded message said I would have to wait between 10-20 minutes. After 36 minutes the phone was answered…. 2/6

I explained the situation and gave the information on the cards. I asked the customer service person to contact the person (they have his phone number) and tell him we have the wallet and are happy to return it. We were told this ‘against protocol’…. 3/6

In vain I pointed out that I didn’t want any information or to contact the wallet owner just to reassure them and give them my details. After 15 minutes of failed persuasion and being told it would do no good speaking to someone senior I gave up. Then, plan b 4/6

I contacted the cash-strapped York library service. The lady answered the phone in less than a minute. By the time I had explained and given the boy’s library number she had already identified the boy’s mother’s email and offered to immediately contact her. A minute later…5/6

…the boy’s mum grateful phoned me and told me where to take the wallet. ‘My son is autistic so he would have been very anxious so this is such a relief’ she explained So, the result: ‘profit maximising multinational financial institution 0, cash starved municipal service 1.

Grimacing against the cold, a short stop at the Commando Memorial before heading to Fort William and the start line. Please take a moment to look at our ⁦JustGiving⁩ page: justgiving.com/page/ben-willb…

Here’s my new Go Faster Stripe stand up special Barbicidal Tendenciesfor FREE. This is the most representative thing available online of what I actually do live m.youtube.com/watch?v=FB5rPV…

HOW TO START A RIOT 🔴 I've been involved in protests, politics and media, so I can predict with confidence what's going to happen over the next few days... 👇🏾 1. Suella Braverman is speaking like she's got family in the IDF (seriously, this is not a joke). She's saying

Important to remember the horrific war crimes in Gaza aren’t being done by “the Jews” but rather by a particular murderous right wing Israeli administration. Many brave Jews in Israel & abroad condemn the slaughter. Our fight is against oppression. No room for antisemitism.

Thankyou so much to everyone who’s bought a copy of my latest lo fi Lez Dom cut n paste pencil crayon porn comic The Bed Bath. I’m doing another print but there’s still some left in my shop and on the rack at Hepcats etsy.com/uk/listing/159…

Read this. I had Covid 4 weeks ago. I still feel like he'll. And have picked up another bug. Have never felt entirely well since October 21, when I was laid flat for 6 weeks with covid.

How dare they papp me and the old man

BREAKING: Serious road incident involving #terriermen for the #DukeofBeaufortHunt yesterday at Shipton Moyne, Glos. 2 Arrests. (It was bound to happen sometime IMO. The hunt met there at Glebe House 11am.) wiltshire999s.co.uk/arrests-woman-… Hunt Saboteurs Association Protect the Wild

Deleting my account now, follow me on threads or insta. Missy Chair TrippyTrellis