Midwintar / Midsommar

putting soup in a square tupperware...... it’s just not right. it should be a circle one which is the shape of soup

the paper that muffins sit in is actually their pants

It saddens me that Godzilla and King Kong can't get along, in a world where they are more like each other than like anyone else.

I ate his homework, Clarice, with sausages and some nice toilet water

when someone tickles you

There should be a grinch for every holiday. keep celebrants on their toes

living

dying

sunday nights the next two months

the audacity of the “skip intro” button to show its face during the succession theme music

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ wow this giant wooden horse is great [review updated] ⭐☆☆☆☆ ok what the fuck

we teach our spinach to shrink itself. to make itself smaller

people who hate cilantro got it so easy. they can have a fussy little preference and everyone is like “of course, due to your genes”

You all were “cooking” and “simmering” with your asthma-inducing gas stoves. While I was waiting, lurking in the shadows, practicing my art. And now you all come crawling, begging for my secrets. I am the microwave chef