Meet the man of the match

Sir Keir Starmer praises Chancellor Rachel Reeves for bringing a big tin of Quality Street to this afternoon’s COBRA meeting on Syria. “They were yumzers,” he grinned

I find the notion that the government should raid the taxes of young workers to give to women who couldn’t be bothered to do the basics of retirement planning because they thought they were entitled to retire at 60 really offensive

My eyesight is now officially so bad the nhs pays for my eye tests. This is possibly my greatest life’s achievement

Hello Sertraline my old friend ❤️

Four years ago, in the middle of a pandemic, we needed a leader with the character to put politics aside and do what was right. That’s what Joe Biden did.   At a time when our economy was reeling, he drove what would become the world’s strongest recovery – with 17 million new

I can’t believe someone accepted this in work.

Within hours of Donald Trump taking the oath of office, billionaire Elon Musk gave the Nazi salute during his speech at an inauguration rally. It was not an accident or a mistake, he did it twice. Way to go America 🤦🏻‍♂️

THERE’S NO WAY ELON MUSK DID A SIEG HEIL AT TRUMP’S INAUGURATION. A FUCKING NAZI SALUTE AS CLEAR AS DAY. WHAT IS HAPPENING.

One of the best answers I’ve seen Starmer give. For the ten thousandth time, he wasn’t branding anyone worried about immigration as far-right, he was directing that label at the people doing a fucking race riot

Fuck off, you freeloaders, and pay your taxes like the rest of us.

Unfortunate typo.

LOCK THAT BITCH UP! Literally so glad another far right populist doesn't get the chance to ruin a country. Let's lock up Farage next huh? Keir Starmer

Man fuck America and that shit arse deal. Here’s an acceptable deal: Ukraine get all land back including Crimea, putin gets shot and Russia is split up to be ran by civilised countries.

It comes around quicker every year. Happy #EdBallsDay one and all.

If la poopy in da soup doesn’t win Eurovision I’ll be so upset

The amount of people who inadvertently do a nazi salute to flag down a bus is unreal